upon seeing my family from Venezuela for the first time since I was like 5, the mother of the clan says “oh my god she’s changed so much, look how big she’s grown!”
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no shiz Sherlock I’m not gonna stay looking 5 forever, its not like I get the option to turn off growing and changing and whatnot
Answer:
you only like me for the cookie in my pants
hi
lu2
the amount of men i would marry without a second’s hesitation is a little appalling.
(via genuinelyextreme)
“Mom, listen, I haven’t been together with Topanga for 22 years, but we have been together for 16. That’s a lot longer than most couples have been together. I mean, when we were born, you told me that we used to take walks in our strollers together around the block. When we were two, we were best friends. I mean, I knew everything about this girl. I knew her favorite color, her favorite food. Then we became six, Eric made fun of me because it wasn’t cool to have a best friend that was a girl or even know a girl. So for the next seven years I threw dirt at her. I like to call those “the lost years”. Then when I was thirteen, mom, she put me up against my locker and she kissed me. I mean, she gave me my first kiss. She taught me how to dance. She always was talking about these crazy things and I never understood a word she said. All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about, and when I’m with her, I feel happy to be alive. Like I can do anything. Even talk to you like this. So that’s, that’s what I think is love, mom. When I’m better because she’s here.” -
Cory Matthews, Boy Meets World
(Source: catherooo, via in-between-daydreams)
